Random Insurance Questions

So… weirdest lunchtime random meeting ever…

I’m standing on the side walk, enjoying the sun. Random guy with folders under his arm comes up to me.

Guy: Can I ask you a question?

Me: Sure.

Guy: Do you have a car?

Me: No

Guy: Do you have home insurance?

Me: No

Guy: Oh… do you have kids?

Me: Nope

Guy: … Are you married?

Me: Nope.

Guy: Oh… I guess you don’t need insurance..

Me: Nope… that was more than one question though.

Guy: Well… the reason I ask is because I work for (NAME) Insurance company…

I didn’t catch the name because frankly, I didn’t care.

Me: Oh, well, thanks for asking.

Guy walks away without making a sale. I look down at myself to try to determine why he thought I would need insurance.

I didn’t come up with any answers.

That’s all for today! I promise I will get part three of Sweet & Sour Balls up soon… it’s the most important part!